*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

(via hollierm)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right


morning hair & freckles

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but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

(Source: uglierer, via disagreed)